Hello everybody! Today I’ll tell you the most exciting thing in AIO history! Morrie is… *We interrupt this blog post 📪 to give you an important report* The world’s biggest ball of yarn has been stolen by Dorkus Finklebober! The biggest crime of the year. Also the Nazis have collaborated with the Illuminati to take over the world, but that’s not as important. *We now return to your scheduled blog post 📪*
So, what do you guys think? Tell me your speculations in the comments! It’s amazing that Odyssey would make Morrie’s father *We interrupt this blog post again for more news because, why not.* A giant pumpkin is wrapping every one in the rope of the largest ball of yarn! Evil scientists Joe Finglet figglebingkebobberjerry and Red Joe Bob have helped Dorkus Finklebober in this scheme. Also, the Nazis and the Illuminati, who now call themselves The Illuminazi have taken over the world and now are on the verge of destroying the universe, but whatevs.
The news is INSANE! I’m glad I got to share it with you!